{"product_id":"turkey-crystal-sculpture-holiday-gag-94544","title":"Turkey Crystal Sculpture: Holiday Gag Gift (Pyrite, Thanksgiving)","description":"\u003cp\u003eBrighten your holiday celebrations with these whimsical pyrite turkey sculptures, perfect as a funny crystal gag gift or unique Christmas decor. Each silly crystal turkey is intuitively chosen to add a playful touch to your Thanksgiving table or festive space. Whether you’re looking for a lighthearted dad gift or quirky crystals for men, these roasted bird figurines bring charm and laughter to any occasion.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Crafted from natural pyrite, known for its metallic luster and durability\u003cbr\u003e\n- Measures approximately 3-4 inches, ideal for tabletop or shelf display\u003cbr\u003e\n- Perfect as a gag gift or seasonal decoration for Thanksgiving and Christmas\u003cbr\u003e\n- Limited availability: only 2 sculptures ready to ship\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePlease note: This item is intended as a humorous decorative piece, not vegan or edible.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e- Ships securely with care to ensure safe arrival\u003cbr\u003e\n- Ready to ship within 1-3 business days\u003cbr\u003e\n- International shipping available; delivery times vary by location\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThank you for visiting our shop! We take pride in offering unique, hand-selected crystal gifts that spark joy and conversation. Follow us for more fun and unusual decor ideas!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"PopRocksDecor","offers":[{"title":"Pyrite - Fools Gold","offer_id":47679219007540,"sku":null,"price":11.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Yooperlite-UV React","offer_id":47679219040308,"sku":null,"price":11.11,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0609\/6512\/6196\/files\/il_fullxfull.5588559513_7xwm.jpg?v=1776457510","url":"https:\/\/poprocksdecor.com\/products\/turkey-crystal-sculpture-holiday-gag-94544","provider":"PopRocksDecor","version":"1.0","type":"link"}